NOT REAL NEWS: A look at what didn't happen this weekGay 30 Rock actor Maulik Pancholy is canceled from antiCycling star Evenepoel targets June return from crash ahead of Tour de France and Paris OlympicsSamuel L. Jackson reunites with Pulp Fiction coCalifornia court to weigh in on fight over transgender ballot measure proposal languageTaylor Swift leaves QR codes with secret meanings in Sydney and Melbourne ahead of the muchJAN MOIR: Another day, another desperate Montecito dollar. This time with jam on it!Jeezy BACKTRACKS on request for full custody of daughter Monaco, two, amid Jeannie Mai divorceAtlanta or Afghanistan? Wild shootout breaks out at gas station with one gunman wielding an AKTesla recalling nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks because accelerator pedal can get stuck